ORIGINAL GAME PREVIEW / GAME OPENS ON CREATOR'S SITE
PUZZLE / SINGLE PLAYER
Cancel Your Subscription
Nine obstacles between you and the cancel button: buried links, retention offers, an exit survey and a chat agent called Dennis.
OUR TAKE / EDITORIAL
Why it's on the wall
Pure recognition comedy. Dennis the retention bot is the villain of the year. Play it once, then send it to whoever runs your gym's billing.
Written by Neon Gamewall. An opinion, not a player rating.
GAME BRIEF
What's the game?
A short satirical browser game about the dark patterns of subscription cancellation. The studio's own description promises buried links, retention offers, an exit survey and a chat agent named Dennis. Nine obstacles stand between the fake account page and a cancelled plan. It is built from ordinary web pages rather than a game engine, which is exactly the point.
BEFORE YOU PLAY
What to expect
Five minutes, one goal, a lot of recognition. Hacker News players called it funny and infuriating in equal measure; the game never bills anything. No AI build claim is made by the studio, so none is credited here.
Controls: Mouse or touch. It is a website pretending to be a website.
SOURCE & CREDIT
Meet the maker
The game's AI build is not independently verified. Visit the creator's game page for current details.
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